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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie