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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!