Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato