Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

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Filet delay!

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Steaks.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie