What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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Because she didn't see it coming.

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How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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A woolly bully!

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A bull pull!