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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

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Wimbledon and nicely served.

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