What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!