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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!