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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.