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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.