What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.