What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.