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She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!