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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.