What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.