Reason Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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