Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Reasons unknown
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He couldn't see any reason not to be!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
Nothing, The hits keep coming
They know people will blow them.
He likes it dirty.
Lend it to Greece.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
I dunno, i just click submit
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
Air Force
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
