Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Reasons unknown
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Reasons to be offended.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He couldn't see any reason not to be!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
He likes it dirty.
Finding his blacklight.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Barium.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
He couldn't take a joke.
For the pun of it.
I dunno, i just click submit
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Penny Bruce
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
To avoid the draft!
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke
Alfred the grate!