A start.
Mention feminism.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
They couldn't afford it.
There age