Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?