Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!