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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.