You will lose every hand.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
You Messi-up
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
Because there's cheetahs.
Because they don't know what a full house is
The spelling and pronunciation.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
