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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Billiards and Billiards

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Beef Stroganoff

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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They have to use TWO hands.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.