Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile