How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay