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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.