How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.