How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.