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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR