What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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