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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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