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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.