What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!