What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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