What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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