What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.