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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.