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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.