What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole