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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Quackamole Jokes More Quackamole Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole