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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole