What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole