What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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There are more ducks on that side.

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They're listening to duckstep!

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole