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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Quackamole Jokes More Quackamole Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole