What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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A duck

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.