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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole