Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.