Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!