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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience