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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience