Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.