Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.