Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.