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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you