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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you