Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you