Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.