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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.