Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.