What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.