What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.