What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian