What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a