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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.