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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a