What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a