What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.