What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.