What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.