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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)