Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
They both have dead walkers.
Hello, ladies
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
They'll tell you.
Broccoli
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
