Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Because the cell door was still locked.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Spelling.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
