How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.