How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.