How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!