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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.