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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.