Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.