Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it