Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.