April Sale - 20% Off

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Previous Random Joke Next

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams