Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor