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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...