What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist