What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.