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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist