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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist