What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist