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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.