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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Dems!

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They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine