Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine