Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.