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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream