Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.