Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream