Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.