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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.