Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes