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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.