Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.