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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.