Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.