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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.