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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...