Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code