Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.