Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.