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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code