Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.