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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.