Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code