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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.