Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code