Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Going to Thailand with your own children

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?