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Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!