He didn't do it on porpoise.
Remorse code
I'm gonna level with you.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Dishrespectful...
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Going to Thailand with your own children
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
About three centimeters.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Because they're playing on console.
Mourning wood.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
It got fired.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The punchline
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
What has a foot but no legs?