Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code