Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Reptiles.

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I underscored.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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I'm gonna level with you.

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They storm the baaaastille.

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Thunder storms just *sound* better