What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.