What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.