What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.