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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?