What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.