What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.