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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.