What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!