1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
He was high whisk.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Cuz it has another 1
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Putin: "Turkey"
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
A raisin
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Because decimals always have a point.
