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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine