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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.