What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine