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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.