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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine