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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.