What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine