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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...