What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy