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Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy