Election Day Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes