Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.