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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists