Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.