Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.