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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it