Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.