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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!