Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.