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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

Ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists