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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.