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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.