Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!