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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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They stop calling each other.

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He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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A school.

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Dont leave me hangin' bro

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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He gets stumped.