What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Every single one counts.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What's up, Chad?

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Derive, derive, derive!

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He gets stumped.