What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.