What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.