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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro