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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...