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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?