What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro