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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.