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What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.