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What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?

Who

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.