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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night