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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!