What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What's this song?

Me: Awful.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...