What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!