What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.