What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.