What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.