What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.