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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!