Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.