Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.