Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan