Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa