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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.