Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".