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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".