Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!