Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile