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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.