Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.