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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'