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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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The Harlem Shake

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Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

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He was an Ursa Major

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.