When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.