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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.