When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.