When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.