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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.