When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.