What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.