What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle