What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.