Khakaws!
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Toucan play at that game!
Pigeon English!
Sad Dan
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
