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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Khakis Jokes More Khakis Jokes

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!