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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!