What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on