What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me