What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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What's black and runny?

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?