Jokes reposts
Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt.
Sprint
He waits at the next station
He waits for it at the next stop.
Fast food
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
At best they're ASICS.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
I was missing the important Bits.
Columbus
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Wait at a buzz stop!
It has a special place in their hearts
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.
