Usain Bolt Jokes

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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