Usain Bolt Jokes

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

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A momma's boa.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!