Jokes reposts
Usain Bolt
Sprint
He waits at the next station
He waits for it at the next stop.
Fast food
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Because he had an edible complex.
An arms race.
At best they're ASICS.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
A bus driver.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
It went back 4 seconds.
There was a run on sentences.
Christian Bail
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
