Jokes reposts
Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt.
Sprint
He waits at the next station
He waits for it at the next stop.
Fast food
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
A Russian spy.
It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
The Twin Towers.
A Navy Bean
A runner in scoring position.
At best they're ASICS.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A white Christmas.
A racist!
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Turtles all the way down
Wade