What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off