What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy