What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy