What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy